Recipe for Jodianne Green

Total Cook Time: 21 years

Ingredients:

1. 2 Jamaican parents
2. 4 cups of curiosity
3. 4 cups of loneliness
4. 8 oz of logic
5. 1 bowl
6. 1 tbsp of love
7. 1 tbsp of quietness
8. 2 oz of confusion
9. 2 cups of happiness

Cooking Instructions

1. First, Preheat Oven to 400 F. Mix 2 Jamaican parents into the bowl. Although you will mix them, separation will occur after 2 years.

2. After 10 years, add 4 cups of curiosity and 4 cups of loneliness to the mix. These two will complement          each other naturally, as curiosity can be an acquired appreciation for some, not for most. Mixture may taste bitter at first.

3. Then, add 1 tbsp of quietness in order to nicely lessen and balance the effects of curiosity and                      loneliness.

4. Next, add 8 oz of logic.

5. After 15 years, add 2 oz of confusion. Be sure to proportionately add confusion to logic, as you would need more confusion if you use more logic. Overthinking is highly likely at this step.

6. Add a dash of bible studies, which will remove the taste of confusion while leaving the rich lessons learned from it.

7. At 19 years, continuously add 1 tbsp of love, and stir mixture until evenly distributed in order to allow the mixture to rise thoroughly.

8. Put mixture in the oven for 2 years.

9. Add happiness.

10. Let cool.

Bon Appetite.