Slow Baked Independent Woman/ Recipe of Myself

This explicit recipe is an ongoing combination of ingredients that will always be in the process of completion, and has room for improvement and various ingredients.

Ingredients:

1 Whole Independent Woman

3 cups sweet/3 cups sassy

10 fl oz of style

1/2 broken heart/1/2 healing heart

3/4 fl oz strange

3 whole measures of compassion

5 whole measures of strength

10 measures of insomnia

Sriracha Sauce for flavor

Chili Powder for spice

Lemon Juice for sour seasoning

1. In a bowl, mix 3 cups of sweet, 3 cups of sassy, 10 fl oz of style, 3/4 fl oz of strange together until a you achieve soft and mushy texture.
2. On a pan after you spray some canola oil, you can lay 1 whole independent woman on the pan.
3. Next, lay 1/2 a broken heart down on the cooking pan.
4. On top of that, add 5 whole measures of strength and 3 whole measures of compassion so that it is evenly spread out and covers the broken heart.
5. Take the mixture from the bowl and slowly glaze and season the independent woman with it.
6. On top, add 1/2 of the healing heart so it overpowers the 1/2 broken heart.
7. Put in the oven for 20 years
8. When you are done ( Might take an extra ten years), sprinkle with chili powder, splash a little lemon juice, and drizzle on Sriracha sauce.

The slow baked independent woman will shock you with the spice and flavor of the strength and compassion, as the delicate and pulpous texture resides on your tastebuds. Any ingredients can be added to improve the independent woman. Is best served with a side of humor and entertainment.