Recipe for one Jake Fernando
Ingredients:
3 cups of humor
Brown food coloring
1/2 cup of Staten Island
1/2 cup of Sri-Lanka
1 cup of stress
A stick of love and family
A pinch of intelligence
Method:
- Get a bowl and put in the 1/2 cup of Staten Island and 1/2 a cup of Sri-Lanka and mix until soft.
- Once soft, add 3 cups of humor and 1 cup of stress and mix in.
- While mixing add a few drops of brown food coloring until visibly brown.
- Preheat the oven to 19 years
- Get a pan and spread the stick of love and family onto the pan.
- Then pour the batter onto the pan until spread evenly.
- While baking add the pinch of intelligence like salt bae for extra flair.
The baking time is to be determined since this entree is a work in progress. While baking, some new ingredients might present themselves so add them accordingly. This might take a few more years but is worth the wait and you will be ecstatic with what you have.