Recipe for one Jake Fernando

Ingredients:

3 cups of humor

Brown food coloring

1/2 cup of Staten Island

1/2 cup of Sri-Lanka

1 cup of stress

A stick of love and family

A pinch of intelligence

Method:

1. Get a bowl and put in the 1/2 cup of Staten Island and 1/2 a cup of Sri-Lanka and mix until soft.
2. Once soft, add 3 cups of humor and 1 cup of stress and mix in.
3. While mixing add a few drops of brown food coloring until visibly brown.
4. Preheat the oven to 19 years
5. Get a pan and spread the stick of  love and family onto the pan.
6. Then pour the batter onto the pan until spread evenly.
7. While baking add the pinch of intelligence like salt bae for extra flair.

The baking time is to be determined since this entree is a work in progress. While baking, some new ingredients might present themselves so add them accordingly. This might take a few more years but is worth the wait and you will be ecstatic with what you have.