Alright viewers, we’ve heard your voices! The tension between two certain HouseAuthors has flown under the radar for long enough, let’s bring it all up to a boil just in time for this festive weekend!

Over the next few days, we’ll be holding a special debate between Charles Baudelaire and Christina Rossetti where they’ll be free to bring up anything they wish to discuss with one another in their work. The winner will be chosen by their fellow HouseAuthors, Franz Kafka and Herman Melville. The loser will be decapitated, while the winner will progress to the Final Three!

Is there any substance to the feud between the two? Is is hatred, or admiration? Attraction? What is it about the writings of these two poets that’s caused so much trouble and backlash in the House? Well, lovely viewers, it’s time to find out!