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>>Well, it’s not really the last narrative in the sense that the other interview is taking place at the same time, but linearly it is the final narrative. I’ll go easy on my descriptions so I can get this out to you as quick as possible. Let’s see if Herman can end this madness once and for all.
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>>Well, it’s not really the last narrative in the sense that the other interview is taking place at the same time, but linearly it is the final narrative. I’ll go easy on my descriptions so I can get this out to you as quick as possible. Let’s see if Franz can end this madness once and for all.
Alright, you Final Two, it’s time to see which one of you is the true literary embodiment of The Enlightenment! I give you the day to gather your minds as you think over the answer to the riddle I’m about to provide you with. Furthermore, I’m setting up a database for you, where you’re asked to input any and all clues and observations you deem important – we want our Viewers at home to have a chance to solve the riddle too! Come tomorrow, you’ll each be granted a short interview with me where you’ll be given the chance to ask me five questions. These questions can be anything, and I promise to answer as fully and truthfully as I can! After the fifth question, you’ll be prompted to solve the riddle. You have one chance, HouseAuthors. Make me and the Enlightened Realm proud of you!
Here’s your riddle…
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>> I’m pulling double-duty today, but I think you may find it valuable to read this little conversation. I want to know who “Julianna” is just as much as you do, and this might help.
The Final Two have found their clue, viewers! Would you like to know what they found?
A very special congratulations, HouseAuthors! You are the final three! You’ve debated and battled it out against seven other formidable opponents, and have shown yourselves to be the best authors of the Enlightenment! While you three have all shown considerable strength and talent, alas, only one of you can win!
This final set of challenges will be slightly modified, and will force you to draw on every literary power you have as we race to a fantastic conclusion. In order to win this game, you must solve a difficult riddle that relates to your time in the House. This riddle can be solved based on your own thoughts and observations, but also through clues that you have either already obtained, or may win this week through challenges. But beware, some of these clues may lead you down the wrong path!
Since this is our finale, we’re going to ramp up the excitement right away, by offering you the chance to earn a very valuable clue this instant! In the garden is a locked box containing a major clue for you. In order to open the box, however, you must agree to vote out one of your own. This is not mandatory, so if the three of you can’t decide on who to eliminate, you’ll simply continue on with the game without that clue.
This opportunity won’t last forever! If you do decide to access the clue, you must vote someone out in the next hour! Good luck!
Dearest Viewers,
As you may have noticed, our delightful little “Thanksgiving Spacial” was cut short following the debate between Mr. Baudelaire and Ms. Rossetti. What occurred was quite simple: Ms. Rossetti forfeited the debate, and upon realizing that she would be automatically expelled from the House, suffered a bit of a nervous breakdown. She was removed from the House by a team of our producers, and is now recovering nicely along with the rest of her decapitated HouseAuthors. Of course, this ordeal greatly shook Mr.’s Baudelaire, Kafka, and Melville, so please pardon their occasional odd remark – it was a very troubling few minutes for them all, but they’ve all agreed to continue on to the final week!
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>>> I’ve managed to hack into this godforsaken site in Julianna’s absence. She transported herself into the House after hearing Christina Rossetti forfeit the debate, and some things occurred that I wish for an audience to read about. She may frighten you and the authors with the revelations she puts out in the exit interviews, but I’m sure what she did today is something she would never willingly show to an audience. She is a mysterious, vindictive creature, and so I warn you: what you’re about to read is incredibly unpleasant. I’ve tried to keep the narrative as true to the actual events as I saw them occur, but forgive my occasional literary bouts, it’s all part of the trade. And don’t worry about her finding out about this post, I’ve encoded it so she’ll never know it was even there.
Alright viewers, we’ve heard your voices! The tension between two certain HouseAuthors has flown under the radar for long enough, let’s bring it all up to a boil just in time for this festive weekend!
Over the next few days, we’ll be holding a special debate between Charles Baudelaire and Christina Rossetti where they’ll be free to bring up anything they wish to discuss with one another in their work. The winner will be chosen by their fellow HouseAuthors, Franz Kafka and Herman Melville. The loser will be decapitated, while the winner will progress to the Final Three!
Is there any substance to the feud between the two? Is is hatred, or admiration? Attraction? What is it about the writings of these two poets that’s caused so much trouble and backlash in the House? Well, lovely viewers, it’s time to find out!
Immediately following the final vote, the chosen HouseAuthor was teleported out of the House and onto the top of Reasonless Tower. Their interview with Julianna is as follows: