HouseAuthors, please enter the Diary Room and record your vote for decapitation.
Kafka: As this first set of challenges has shown, Leo could be a great threat to my victory. I vote to decapitate him.
Molière: I vote to decapitate Leo Tolstoy. No hard feelings, my friend. It’s just that Charles’ antics amuse me so.
Rossetti: Charles Baudelaire, if you weren’t already sure of who I would be voting for.
Sor Juana: Mr. Baudelaire must go. Simple.
Tagore: The way Leo acted in the first debate was deplorable. He should go.
Woolf: Christina, Sor Juana, and I have all agreed to vote together. Therefore, my vote goes to Charles Baudelaire.
Xun: Charles makes me laugh, while Leo’s morbidity is fairly plain. Leo Tolstoy it is then.
FINAL VOTE COUNT:
- Leo Tolstoy: 4
- Charles Baudelaire: 3
HOUSEAUTHOR DECAPITATED: LEO TOLSTOY
I’d have to vote with the ladies. Too bad my vote can’t count!