Recipe for Richard Taveras

Ingredients:

  • 1 gallon of height
  • A dash of Dominican
  • A sprinkle of Colombian
  • 1 teaspoon of intelligence
  • 1 pint of insomnia
  • 1 library of music

 

1)In a large blender combine all of the ingredients.

2)Blend on the highest setting for about 22 years.

3)Occasionally re blend while adding new ingredients.
No one is sure what the end result is so follow the recipe at your own risk.