Recipe for Guadalupe Torres

Attention: The following recipe will never be the same as the first one ever made on October 20, 1994 at 12:12 P.M.

Ingredients: Step One

– 2 quarts of loving sugar, especially for family members

– 2 1/2 cups of caring for others

– 2 cups of laughter

– 1 1/2 cups of kindness and happiness

– 1 cup of sensitivity, be very careful with that measurement

Frosting: Step Two

– 1 quart of reading

– 1 quart of finding new reading genres and enjoying them

– 1 quart of exploring new places

– 1 cup of volleyball to make life extra sweet

– 1/2 cup of writing

– 1/8 teaspoon of exercise

Sprinkles: Step Three

– 1/4 teaspoon of patience

– 1/8 teaspoon of anger

Directions: Let’s mix the ingredients; first add 2 quarts of loving sugar, especially for family members, second 2 1/2 cups of caring for others, third 2 cups of laughter, fourth 1 1/2 cups of kindness and happiness, and lastly 1 cup of sensitivity, be very careful with that measurement.

Now, let’s add the frosting; 1 quart of reading, 1 quart of finding new reading genres and enjoying them, 1 quart of exploring new places, 1 cup of volleyball to make life extra sweet, 1/2 cup of writing, 1/8 teaspoon of exercise.

Lastly, we add the 1/4 teaspoon of patience and 1/8 teaspoon of anger. Mix these ingredients and mix it for the next twenty-two years and it creates Guadalupe Torres.