Category: Eliminations

12/3/13

Narrative – Events Surrounding The Final Three + The Decision

UPLOADED BY: ANONYMOUS

>>> Oh my, I wasn’t expecting Julianna to start censoring the dialogues this late in the game – she’s getting nervous. You! Viewers! Don’t believe a word of the transcript she uploaded, it was all fabricated! Julianna is trying to mislead you so she’ll remain on your good side if anyone tries to pull anything. I’ve attached a narrative detailing the real events that took place, so take a good look at it so you understand what’s really happening inside the House. I have to go, I’ve got my daily scheduled meeting with Julianna. I should have started sneaking out of my room sooner, this is getting out of hand.

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12/1/13

Narrative – Events Following The Thanksgiving Debate

UPLOADED BY: ANONYMOUS

>>> I’ve managed to hack into this godforsaken site in Julianna’s absence. She transported herself into the House after hearing Christina Rossetti forfeit the debate, and some things occurred that I wish for an audience to read about. She may frighten you and the authors with the revelations she puts out in the exit interviews, but I’m sure what she did today is something she would never willingly show to an audience. She is a mysterious, vindictive creature, and so I warn you: what you’re about to read is incredibly unpleasant. I’ve tried to keep the narrative as true to the actual events as I saw them occur, but forgive my occasional literary bouts, it’s all part of the trade. And don’t worry about her finding out about this post, I’ve encoded it so she’ll never know it was even there.

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11/16/13

Week Three: Surprise Elimination!

Dearest Viewers,

I know you’re all probably familiar with the format of our game, so I felt it was time to shake things up and eliminate another HouseAuthor this week! After sitting down with our producers, we’ve decided that in order to both speed up the competition and keep our contestants on their toes, we shall move one step closer to our Final Five by removing a fairly ineffective HouseAuthor from the game.

To be quite blunt, this HouseAuthor was only placed in the game after our producers had a very difficult time extracting Emily Dickinson from her room. The process involved transporting an entity away from a world in which they’re connected to their work, and Ms. Dickinson’s penchant for remaining in her room – coupled with her “eccentric” behavior – made it a much more difficult task. In the end, we all agreed that it would be easier to leave Ms. Dickinson be, and take this other HouseAuthor instead.

We did hope that this HouseAuthor would be a better competitor, but it’s very apparent their relevance is limited to only one or so of our Ideals. In terms of our game, their presence is invalidated.

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