Day: December 2, 2013

12/2/13

Week Six: Diary Entry – Charles Baudelaire

This is no longer a simple game. Christina’s [REDACTED] has shook me to me core, and I can no longer lounge around waiting for [REDACTED] to be over. We must [REDACTED].

I saw her [REDACTED] right before me, well, as best I could given the [REDACTED]. I saw her [REDACTED] and I couldn’t [REDACTED], and now it’s far too late to tell her wh- No! There’s no time for this! How the hell do we [REDACTED]?!

*Dear Viewers, Mr. Baudelaire’s Diary Entry has been slightly modified to remove any and all outbursts of profanity and unpleasant remarks. They were no doubt due to his shock of watching Ms. Rossetti breakdown yesterday, but I assure you everything which was removed was entirely baseless and nonsensical. He simply regrets not having finished the debate, and plans to push on and win the game!

12/2/13

Notice! – On The Thanksgiving Special

Dearest Viewers,

As you may have noticed, our delightful little “Thanksgiving Spacial” was cut short following the debate between Mr. Baudelaire and Ms. Rossetti. What occurred was quite simple: Ms. Rossetti forfeited the debate, and upon realizing that she would be automatically expelled from the House, suffered a bit of a nervous breakdown. She was removed from the House by a team of our producers, and is now recovering nicely along with the rest of her decapitated HouseAuthors. Of course, this ordeal greatly shook Mr.’s Baudelaire, Kafka, and Melville, so please pardon their occasional odd remark – it was a very troubling few minutes for them all, but they’ve all agreed to continue on to the final week!