Staten Italy
the best place on earth.
South Shore to be exact.
Hungry?
Go to Freddie’s for some fresh mozzarella or some capocollo.
Rocco the old school butcher at the meat market has the best cuts of meat
Or go see Anthony at Pastosa if you wanna cook Sunday sauce.
Don’t feel like cooking?
Sit down at Campania or Patrizia’s for some pizza or pasta.
I must mention Amici and Villa Monte if you really want the best of the best.
Sweet tooth?
Alfonso’s has the best pastries and makes fresh bread everyday.
Car’s dirty?
Just drive to Vinny at the car wash and he’ll hook you up.
Need a mechanic?
My buddy will take care of it; his name is Anthony as well.
Pants need hemming?
Lenny at the dry cleaners is the best tailor in town.
Don’t forget to see Tony when your hair is getting long and he’ll give you a fresh cut.
If you don’t have time to cut your grass don’t worry because Tommy’s Landscaping will be at your house every week to do so.
If you’re at the Hilton you can check out Lorenzo’s for dinner and not have to leave the hotel.
Staten Italy
the best place on earth.
Fuhgettaboutit.