How to make Toni-Ann

February 3, 2017 · by · in recipe week 1

Ingredients:

 

  • 3 cups of composing music
  • 1 cup of sleep deprived EMT
  • 1 gallon of sarcasm
  • ¼ cup of DANK MEMES
  •  ½ cup of humor
  • 1 tablespoon of kindness
  • 2 teaspoons of compassion

How to cook:

 

  1. Pre-heat the oven to 425 degrees.
  2. Mix all ingredients in a large bowl.
  3. Pour mixture in pan
  4. Bake for 19 years

End Result:

After 19 years you will get a person that is kind, funny, compassionate and sarcastic. This recipe also results in a composer, musician, and part-time EMT. This person will have the best collection of memes you’ve ever seen. You’ll probably find this person on Staten Island.

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