The Food Sucks!

Esteemed administrators and faculty, fellow students, and members of the Baruch community, the food sucks! It’s too expensive. It’s not good quality. It’s not what we paid for. It should be better. After all, this is a commuter school! There are no nearby dorms where we can make our own food, so it should be provided for us! The only other thing at Baruch which could possibly have a lower rating than the food is the bank of elevators in the Field Building. Although there are six elevators located in the main lobby of the Field Building, you have a better chance at winning the lotto than getting into one of these elevators. Even if you do manage to get into an elevator, chances are that it will be crowded.

The Food Sucks!

Esteemed administrators and faculty, fellow students, and members of the Baruch community, the food sucks! It’s too expensive. It’s not good quality. It’s not what we paid for. It should be better. After all, this is a commuter school! There are no nearby dorms where we can make our own food, so it should be provided for us!

Food Speech

Esteemed administrators and faculty, fellow students, and members of the Baruch community, the food sucks! It’s too expensive. It’s not good quality. It’s not what we paid for. It should be better. No one’s asking for gourmet food with a glass of high-end wine. All we’re asking for is a decent meal. A little variety of cuisines couldn’t hurt either.

The Food Sucks

Esteemed administrators and faculty, fellow students, and members of the Baruch community, the food sucks! It’s too expensive. It’s not good quality. It’s not what we paid for. It should be better. We deserve it. After all, what’s more important than food?

The Food Sucks

Esteemed administrators and faculty, fellow students, and members of the Baruch community, the food sucks! It’s too expensive. It’s not good quality. It’s not what we paid for. It should be better. It should be for free. I would rather starve!