If I make it, we all make it.
A monologue that will never make the Tonight Show, but Conan can’t handle this anyways.
Me. My name is Leandros Katsigeras. I was born on April 11, 1993, which means that I’m an Aries. I guess rams are cool. I’m 6’4” and I weigh 200 pounds. I used to be 250 pounds but I lost a lot of weight and my appearance changed dramatically. Most people say that looks don’t matter, but they really do. The amount of people that “noticed me” and started talking to me after my Biggest Loser transformation was insane. Anyways, I’m Greek and Colombian. Yes, I speak three languages. No, I am not a drug dealer and I don’t own a diner. I’d say that I used to be more connected to my Greek side, but now I’ve gotten more in touch with my Spanish side thanks to my girlfriend. Okay, I also have a brother, Nicholas. He is my best friend. The countless amount of inside jokes and telepathic conversations make us, us.
Great public speakers are speakers who are able to connect to the crowd through their words, rather than actions. They allow us to feel emotion. They connect with us in a way that makes us feel like we’re not alone. Time stands still and we are able to look up to that person. In that moment of time, they are our leader.
Yes, I did not make transition at all if that’s what you’re wondering. I don’t care though. It’s my monologue.
Everyone has the potential to make a change and contribute something to the world.
To overcome any obstacle, determination and creative thinking is simply needed.
I keep my composure and don’t feel any fear.
Yet again, a bunch of random statements have made their way into my monologue, but go with it. How about this for a closing sentence?
I don’t want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.
