Monologue

After 6 weeks of college, I’ve finally came to the conclusion that high school is useless.

High school was a total waste of time.  The things I learned, if I even learned anything, did not prepare me for college.

A few weeks ago, my English professor just taught us how to use commas.  Yeah, I’m going to college and I’m not even sure how to use a comma correctly (I hope I’m using them correctly in this monologue).  Well it’s not my fault my English teacher would spend a day on grammar, and a couple of weeks on figuring out the theme of a novel.  Sometimes I think they have more to say about a book, than the author actually intended.  I guess they’re just trying to waste time so they don’t have to teach grammar.

I thought things would be a bit better in Philosophy…wrong again.  I found out Philosophy is involved with P and Q, and it was one of the few things I actually remembered from high school. I thought it would be an easy class because I had learned it before.  Oh was I wrong, it’s not the same P and Q I learned in geometry; it’s more like, P and Q on crack.

If high school has taught me anything, it was how to procrastinate efficiently.  Well, that isn’t very helpful.

I can go on and on about how high school didn’t prepare me for college, but I’ll end it here because people are already falling asleep listening to this boring monologue.

 

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