After 6 weeks of college, I’ve finally came to the conclusion that high school is useless.
High school was a total waste of time. The things I learned, if I even learned anything, did not prepare me for college.
A few weeks ago, my English professor just taught us how to use commas. Yeah, I’m going to college and I’m not even sure how to use a comma correctly (I hope I’m using them correctly in this monologue). Well it’s not my fault my English teacher would spend a day on grammar, and a couple of weeks on figuring out the theme of a novel. Sometimes I think they have more to say about a book, than the author actually intended. I guess they’re just trying to waste time so they don’t have to teach grammar.
I thought things would be a bit better in Philosophy…wrong again. I found out Philosophy is involved with P and Q, and it was one of the few things I actually remembered from high school. I thought it would be an easy class because I had learned it before. Oh was I wrong, it’s not the same P and Q I learned in geometry; it’s more like, P and Q on crack.
If high school has taught me anything, it was how to procrastinate efficiently. Well, that isn’t very helpful.
I can go on and on about how high school didn’t prepare me for college, but I’ll end it here because people are already falling asleep listening to this boring monologue.