Zev Yefet Freshman Orientation Seminar
“It is an undoubted truth, that the less one has to do, the less time one finds to do it in.” ~Earl of Chesterfield
Procrastinating – the act of replacing high-priority actions with tasks of low-priority, and thus putting off important tasks to a later time. I would say I’m pretty good at Procrastinating. I can procrastinate the hell out of anything. Is it something I’m proud of? Not so much. Is it fun? Hell yeah. I think everyone procrastinates in some way. Life is hard and life isn’t going to get any easier. So use the time now to live a little and procrastinate. Like this monologue I’m up here talking about procrastination for God sakes. Its not like I couldn’t write about something more interesting its just whatever. I procrastinated to do this project so I might as well talk about it. Or last week I had to do a whole PowerPoint project and it literally took us about 2 hours to do. However, it began with 3 hours of procrastinating and it probably would have been longer if my partner didn’t yell at me for being so lazy. I just like doing other things as long as everything gets done who cares when it’s done. I like to think as myself as a good student academically and I have done well so far at Baruch College but I do like throwing it off sometimes and take my time to work on things. (I gotta be in the zone to work just the zone isn’t always there) I’m not endorsing not to do work I’m just saying enjoy life now. Soon hopefully we will all be working and procrastinating wont be an option but now it still is. Let procrastinating interfere with your life its really so much fun. All right, what else can I talk about? Its sad how this whole monologue I wrote is just to waste 2 minutes of time. It should mean something but I don’t really care. Why put the effort into it, I don’t want to do this. But we do things we don’t want to that’s just the way it is. That’s why I would rather do nothing and waste time until I can figure out something to write about. Not to mention I’m procrastinating right now, I’m just talking about nonsense up here and taking up time from others who definitely have much more interesting things to talk about. And for that I apologize to whomever’s time I took away from. I look forward to my next monologue were I will discuss the importance of being lazy. Procrastination, my friend in crime together till the end. By the way, this was all written in my Political Science class today, fun fact.
