I hate creepy things

i hate clowns and dolls, i think they are disgusting
they scare me a lot too
clowns with ridiculous huge red noses for no reason
and big shoes…when i’m pretty sure they have small feet.
and what’s with the ugly outfits?
i mean even a hippo can dress better than that
i tried to google search on how they looked like because i forgot the image of them
and out popped a white faced clown with a huge receding hair line,
along with a red afro-like type of hair
they can’t even put makeup on properly
sometimes i want to smack the person who created the idea of clowns
when i was little, i watched scary movie 2 with the clown in it
and it was just sitting on a rocking chair, but later on the scene it shows that the clown is gone.
after that movie, i am convinced that clowns are horrifying.
and the deal with dolls?
one word: chucky.
i despise that movie
i am utterly convinced that dolls are alive
yes, even in the morning, they are watching you…
waiting to strike you at night.
i also think barbies are serial killers
i think of them as jealous women waiting to kill their next victim
i also watched this move called toy soldiers
it had action figures and dolls coming alive to fight each other…
i kind of thought it was dumb
when i was in the 3rd grade, i won a barbie doll
i was pretty happy with it, or at least tried to be
every night while i slept i was paranoid that the barbie would come into my bed and somehow kill me with a tiny knife
after a few days i couldn’t take the suspense anymore
and i ripped the barbie’s head off, placed it in a garbage can in the kitchen
then i threw the rest of what was left of the barbie in a separate trash can
you never know if barbies can walk and try to attach their head again
yeah…i hate them that much.
the rest of my toys that resembled like dolls were also thrown away
they are creepy and not entertaining at all
p.s. if you have any dolls, you’re pretty much done for