Dear Professor Bin Laden,
On Thursday, November 3rd I was hit by a MTA Bus while on my way to the train station to reach school. I was immediately transported to the near by hospital of Coney Island and could not make it to class. I apologize for my absence and hope I can make up the exam. I really had no way of coming to school since I fell into a coma.
Sincerely,
Aleksandr Yeranosyan