Superman’s GOT NOTHIN’ on…The Indian Dream

I won’t even be modest about it.  Superman is nothing compared to me.  I’ll admit, he was my FAVORITE superhero.  I have his T Shirt, I’ve watched the cartoons and movies, I own the game.  But like I said, he WAS my favorite hero…that is until I looked in the mirror and saw God’s achievement at creating, in his perspective, AWESOMENESS.  Kids should be like “Superman who? O YEA THE INDIAN DREAM=BOSS”.  OOOO big deallllllllll, Superman saves a few lives with his alien powers and what not.  I SAVE LIVES TO.  YOU WANT PROOF? Look at my frequently used, NY Blood Center Donor’s Card.  I save lives with my B+ type blood. Does Superman? I THINK NOT.  You can’t put a needle through his impenetrable skin.  ALLL HE DOES IS FLY AROUND and beat up some bad guys and save the universe a few times when most of the bad aliens are from his OWN PLANET. It’s his fault, BUT ANYWAY LETS be realistic.  We all know Superman isn’t real, but IF HE WAS, all the destruction he does to the city’s infrastructure would just increase our nation’s national debt even more.  I don’t think the pros of his work outweigh the cons.  OK MAYBE A FEW PEOPLE MAYYYYY die….in my opinion, useless is better than a burden.  I’m just kidding.  My narcissism has a limit……actually no it doesn’t, but I know I’m not in Superman’s league YET.  He is way cooler than me, no joke.   But seriously, for saving as many lives as we do by donating blood, super heroes would come up short if trying to describe us.  Getting a small pinch and a small bruise/temporarily weak arm that lasts a few days is definitely worth it when you compare it with the benefits.  MY ONLYYYY wish in this matter is if somehow (I know it’s unreasonable) the blood center would be able to tell us if someone survived off the blood that I donated.  I feel like it would be a great incentive to get more people to donate, afterall, who doesn’t like to feel important.  Personally, if the idea of doing a good deed doesn’t feel like a reward at the time, the fact that donors get free shortbread cookies and beverages is also a plus O YEA, I forgot to mention…….I really am The Indian Dream.