monologue

Right so I’m quite obviously a procrastinator. I didn’t write anything down so I’m stuck typing up a monologue like a month after it was due. Probably spend so much time slacking off but school work ain’t exactly exciting. But besides being a procrastinator in my free time I like to write and bake (cookies and brownies and cakes) and rap. I’m from Staten Island, and as a word of advice if you don’t live there: it kinda sucks. Nothing to do and everywhere you turn you find somebody cracked out on something they stole from their mom’s medicine cabinet or you’re suddenly in a crowd of orange and valor and everything smells like gucci (there’s no other way to describe guido scent). Or you could take a trip to “The Mall” and hang out with the kids who sit in the food court for hours at a time for no apparent reason and just because it’s a spot to chill. But nobody will come here anyway, it’s such a damn hassle to get on the ferry, we have 3 bridges none of which connect to Manhattan. And we were told that there would be no toll for Staten Island residents on the Verrazano after it was paid off, and where are we now? Staten Island is the only borough that doesn’t have a train connecting it to the other boroughs…. But aside from how much Staten Island sucks, Wu-Tang Clan came from here.