Monologue

Well I love to eat. I can eat a lot and a lot and a lot. But for some reason I never gain any weight. Even after eating at a buffet and stuffing myself I never gain a pound whereas other people gain a pound or two. I eat when I’m bored, happy, and tried, but I never eat when I’m sad cause I just don’t and I’m not a girl. I love to order out because I’m too lazy to cook food for myself and I have no idea what to make. I always try to find an excuse to go out and eat for dinner, lunch, and breakfast. I don’t exactly have a picture of my eating or my foods because I don’t take those kinds of pictures.